Friday, April 18, 2014

Forever Intertwined

It’s been a long time since I wrote about anyone… or anything. A lot has changed since my last post. Jobs have come and gone. Girlfriends have come and gone. Dates have been few, but pleasant. Writing this today is somber, and a little hung over.




Dreams are interesting. I’ve always found dream interpretation to be interesting, but I’ve only ever taken these interpretation books and websites with a grain of salt. We all dream, but we don’t always remember them when we wake. I frequently have vivid dreams and remember them with great detail. There are many that I don’t. Most are pleasant, some are funny, and others are terrifying nightmares.


Some time ago, I wrote about my Dusty Dog coming to see me in a dream post mortem.


He wasn’t the first to pass on to later visit me in a dream. My grandmother, Yai Yai, as us grandkids all addressed her, died more than ten years ago. Some time after her passing, I dreamed of an old telephone – one that had a cord and was plugged into the wall. In the dream, I was in a living room of a small house. The old phone was ringing. I picked it up to my ear and heard static. I said through the static, “Hello?” I could hear a woman’s voice faintly over the crackling, but could not make out words. The static stopped, the call was disconnected. I hung it up.


It rang again. Static… but then I heard, clearly, my grandmother’s voice, “I love you, Joshua…”


Her voice was gone as I tried to speak. Even in the dream I knew she was dead. I wanted so bad to talk to her. But the call was gone, and the phone didn’t ring again.


Although I wrote it off as a nice, yet heartbreaking, dream, this was the first time someone would communicate from ‘the other side.’


My grandfather passed about five years ago. I’ve seen him in many dreams, heard his voice, but he and I haven’t talked in a dream – until recently, but more about that in a bit.


A week ago tonight, I lost a dear friend. He was way too young. Friday night, John, or Mudd, as we all affectionately knew him, came to my table in the tavern to say goodnight. I stood, shook his hand, and with a brotherly hug, said the parting words that I’ve always said, “Love you, brother. Ride safe. See you next time!” No one would ever know that just a few miles away would be his last goodnight.


Two nights ago, I was inundated with vivid dreams. I shall discuss them now, only in the way that dreams are never quite like reality:


In a suburb neighborhood, not unlike that of Homosassa Hills, full of unique cookie-cutter houses, I was approaching the front door of a pleasant looking place not unlike that of the Stark family residence a block away from my childhood home. However, it was not the Starks’ home, it had been converted into a bar-b-cue smokehouse restaurant of sorts.


As the crowd entered the front door, the line passed through the living room and were served drinks – of all kinds – then passed through the kitchen for a plate of bar-b-cue with all the sides and trimmings, then exited the back door into a large back yard with picnic tables, a small pavilion shading an acoustic band, and a strange bin full of roasted peanuts.


This bin of peanuts was no small bin. At least four feet square, built of two-by-fours and plywood, taller than my waist… filled to the bottom with roasted peanuts.


I had my clear plastic cup of beer in one hand, and was balancing a plate of food in the other as I pushed the wood framed screen door open with my toe. Outside, in the sunshine-filled, summery back yard, I saw the typical Florida lawn. Mostly green and lush, but only white sand and patches of crab grass in the highly trafficked areas. I surveyed the tables and found a corner to rest my plate and beer while I went for a fistful of peanuts.


At the opposite side of the peanut bin stood a man, leaning on the bin at his hip and cracking peanuts. I approached the bin and reached in as the man turned my direction. I looked up from the peanuts, and Mudd was there smiling at me.


“Hey, brother!” I said cheerfully, “I didn’t expect to see you here!”


With the big smile that only John can make and happiness in his voice, he said, “Yeah, I died two days ago!” Followed by a boisterous laugh.


The timing within this dream is not accurate. In waking life, John had passed five days before.


I moved around the bin to stand closer to Mudd. At this time, many others did as well… all wanting to talk to him. Among all the chattering and trying to get my own words in, I heard myself ask him, “How long can you stay?”


I was aware in my dream that he was visiting, but I was not aware that I was dreaming. He was happy and cheerful, as Mudd always is! Although I never heard a response from him regarding his duration of stay, we were all happy. Laughing together, eating bland bar-b-cue, salty peanuts, and drinking cold beer.


As dreams have a way of doing, I was abruptly transported to the street in front of the house-turned-biker-bbq-joint. I was walking north. The beautiful afternoon had suddenly turned to early night. Just after dusk. As I continued north, I was no longer on a Florida suburb street. I was on the old two lane Highway 17 on the south side of Hampstead, North Carolina.


I saw a Piggly Wiggly on the left that I know really isn’t there by the big oak. Anyone from Hampstead knows the big oak, as well as I do. I thought about the few groceries I needed as I crossed the street into the Piggly Wiggly.


Coming through the sliding front door, I saw a single cash register and a few aisles leading back to the meat department of the small grocery mart. I went right, towards the produce.


Walking parallel to the face of the building, I was approaching a refrigerated case of orange juice on my left.


There was a tall, pleasant man with silky grey hair looking over the selection of orange juice. I passed behind him, making my way to the produce. Once he was behind me, I heard him clear his throat.


“I know that man,” I thought to myself and turned to see it was my grandfather standing there. Being clever and funny, like he always was, instead of saying anything, I decided that I would approach him from behind and stand uncomfortably close next to him until he looked at me.


As I had planned, he turned his head to look at me and his expression of uncertainty instantly turned to a face of joy! We chuckled together as I put my arm around his shoulders and looked into the orange juice case with him.


At this point, the dream became cloudy, but I recall walking throughout the store with him, talking lightly. I wish I could remember all that we talked about. At one point he asked me, “Why are you shopping here? Isn’t there a Hoggly Woggly closer to your house?”


“Well, yeah.” I said, “But I came up here to make an insurance payment at State Farm.” Even in my dream, I knew this was a lie. I don’t have State Farm insurance. I’ve never lied to him before, why would I in a dream?


As dreams have a way of doing, I was abruptly transported again.


Exiting the front door of Piggly Wiggly did not exit to where I entered. Rather, I was coming down the front steps of my old house in Wilmington, North Carolina. The bright, summery, sun-shiny day had returned. Making a right, I headed towards the big part of my yard where the oak trees are.


I saw mom near the neighbor’s fence. She’s living, of course.


“Hey!” I hollered. She turned to me as I was making my way across the lawn.


“I’ve got someone here who misses you!” she yelled back.


From around the corner of the fence, my great big Dusty Dog was running full tilt straight at me!


I dropped to my knees as he barreled into me. I wrapped my arms around his big chest and held his head to my neck. He was so happy and excited he couldn’t hold still!


As I was loving on Dusty and playing with him, mom went to sit in the swinging bench hung between the two big oak trees. Dusty and I made our way closer the swing as mom was saying, “He’s been looking for you.”


Thinking of my grandfather, I glanced back to the front door of my old house. I wanted to tell mom who I was just walking with. I was aware that going through the door of my house would not lead back into Piggly Wiggly, but into my disarranged, bare-floored, unkempt house.

Dusty and I played and mom watched with happiness in her eyes and a beautiful smile on her face. Strangely though, behind the swing in the oaks, was a dog house. It wasn’t Dusty’s. He was an inside dog. This dog house wasn’t any old wooden dog house. It was a small teardrop camper that had sunk into the North Carolina soil down to its floor. It was aluminum, the paint was faded and peeling. I could make out some of the lettering of the Spartan logo from the forties.


“Mom! This is a Spartan camper! Do you know how rare these are?”


Spartan did build campers and tag-along trailer homes through the forties, but never a teardrop camper.


This camper-turned-doghouse was in my neighbor’s yard. I was scratching Dusty’s ear with my left hand while looking towards the neighbor’s home thinking about how to ask them if I could take it to restore it.


In an instant I was awake. It was just after five AM.


Three of my favorite people dropped in to say hello. In a dream that felt like an hour, it had passed in mere seconds.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Enjoy a moment. Unless you hesitate...

How strange it is.



We reach a point in life that we start wondering about /certain/ things. Not asking for anything, but feeling genuine concern for those in our history and future. Suddenly, old friends come back into our little windows... surprisingly, many at once.

How wonderful! How grateful I am! I love them. I've missed them. I am proud to have them again.

I'm so certain! Although I've never been so uncertain before.

I am certain that tomorrow and the following days, weeks, months, years, and even decades will be nothing like any of the days, weeks, months, years, or decades of my past. I welcome tomorrow!

:-D

This moment, I couldn't be happier!

[Live in the moment or don't.]

Namaste.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Stomp the grapes.

I sit here and I see the envelope from my alma mater. Within that envelope is my Associate's Degree, Aviation Maintenance Technology. I know I should feel special, accomplished, educated, proud... but what I really feel is discontent.


All of my life I have learned of the value of that piece of paper before me. I do not disagree with the arguments. Yes, as a graduate of a degree I will earn more money, but I still have to pay for it.

This was a costly degree, and so is the Bachelor's Degree I am currently seeking. The Associate's degree put me into debt. The Bachelor's is putting me further into debt.

I have spent the few 'low-income' scholarships I did qualify for, for simply being  broke. I have applied for many others... most of which, I have learned, competitors' were written by Master's degree holders on the behalf of the entry-level college students (an act that is eligible for disbarment). My applications, and the required research papers, were written by me, from my own experience, research, and [lack of] education. I was not educated in the art of cheating.

It hurts me greatly to know that many of the kind-hearted individuals I know, and call my alumni, and friends, will have greater financial success because they don't have huge college loans like I do.

I guess this is a lesson to me: it really doesn't matter who you know, or even who you blow, the lesson is exactly what we learn from politics....

"The one who dies with the most money wins."

I gave up on money a long time ago. I had money once, and all I did was snort it up my nose. I had a job I hated, in an industry I didn't like; but they paid me a lot of money to be miserable. How often do you hear of a 24-year-old making $70 grand a year and can't make his $350 per month mortgage payment? Yeah, I was that guy. My paycheck went up my nose, or down my neck - for a few years before life happened.

...

When I arrived at the front door of Spartan College of Aeronautics and Technology, I only had what I came with: me, my Dusty-dog, and what I could fit for the both of us in my little Isuzu Rodeo... we drove nearly 1300 miles on the hopes of what that Spartan recruiter had promised. I was just more than 90-days clean of coke.

Before I left North Carolina, I was promised a place to live, and a job that paid a minimum of $8.50 per hour.

Spartan did, in fact, find me a place to live. I could have never made the application fees, let alone the deposits required! But Spartan didn't pay them. The fees and deposits were thanks to the parents of my never-before-seen roommate. We met that day, in the clubhouse. They footed my bill. To this day, I will never understand why they took that leap of faith on me - the mess I was.

Zach and I were not only phenomenal roommates, we were best friends. We are still close to this very day. My financial debt to his parents has been squared, but I am still in debt... and probably always will be.

Spartan promised me a place to live and a job that paid a dollar above minimum wage. Somehow I am lauded with blessings from the Breyne family. Perhaps, on that hot day, my Dusty waiting in the running truck had something to do with that decision to pay my leasing fees; perhaps the bit of life experience I had to offer had something to do with nothing. I am not asking their reasons, nor do I wish to know them. I am proud to have been accepted in the situation.

I picked up all that I could carry, the nearest and dearest things to my heart, my Dusty first. We left a lot of friends. A lot of family. The distance separates us now, but that distance is easier to surpass than a simple apology.

Dusty isn't here any more. I lost him over two years ago. But my alumni are. My friends are. My family are. And just like me and my Dusty, we are forever intertwined... and we will be forever.

But here we are, tens of thousands of dollars in debt. Countless jobs I lost out on because the other guy had a piece of paper. I have a piece of paper too, now. But I am going to have to live the next ten years in near poverty to pay for that piece of paper. I will be over forty years old before I can start planning for retirement. A typical retirement plan needs 25-40 years to mature.... then I will be in my late 60's.

So, I can go on to a job I hate for a company I don't like. Pay my loans and be miserable til I'm in my 40's... just so I can start 'putting away' for my retirement? Screw that. I'd rather be happy than broke any day.

I'm right back where I started. Fuckit... just transfer it all to my Mastercard and leave it there... you can collect when I'm dead.... I don't intend to pay while I'm living... I'm here to pay you for the privilege of life...

I've always wanted to try skydiving, hang gliding, landing a 757 without training, scuba diving, underwater welding, taking a motorcycle across the Blue Ridge Parkway, drink a Guinness beer in Dublin, stomp grapes in Romania...

I may never know my what my purpose is in life... but I know what it isn't.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Double Bacon with a side of Martyr...

Maybe I'll be that guy. Maybe I'll be that martyr. Perhaps the day will come when I am "the crazy guy" in front of your favorite seafood restaurant. How many coalitions have begun with Leviticus 22:18 against homosexuality? I am a straight man, but does Leviticus 11:9-12 mean nothing?
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that has not fins and scales is detestable to you."
As detestable as homosexuality? Apparently not. Lest there be many hypocrites.
 
 It is not my intent to slam Christianity, however, there is no way to say this without slamming Christianity: If you eat shrimp, crab, lobster, mussels, oysters, clams, or even catfish, YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION for eating of forbidden flesh.
 
How can you eat these things, as a Christian, and damn someone for being different from you?

Saturday, August 4, 2012

The Old Rugged T-handle



In a recent post, I strongly challenged the translation of the Hebrew word 'toevah'. This sparked even more deep thought and research into various translations. The Old Testament of the Bible is written in Hebrew. It has been translated into every language on the planet, numerous times. In English, we have the King James Version (KJV), New International Version (NIV), Living Word, New Living Translation, and many, many others.
While learning of the Hebrew translations into English, I came upon the fact that the Hebrew word 'toevah' has no direct translation. It is only through context and judgement of the translator what this word actually means in English. If this anomaly happens with 'teovah', how many other words are affected by the same problem? 

If the original text cannot be cleanly interpreted, one must learn Hebrew in order to understand better. Learning Hebrew would help, but would not eliminate the problem as many words apparently do not have a direct English translation, leading to exactly the same problem as trusting someone else's translation. 

If I cannot be completely certain that the words in a translation are accurate to the context in one verse, how can I be certain of the words in any verse? How can I trust any of the English translations of the Bible to have any accuracy whatsoever?

As an aircraft mechanic, I have studied and have become quite familiar with the Federal Aviation Regulations; a large tome consisting of fact written in plain English needing no translation. I can read and understand FAR's in my native tongue. 

Since this is a large tome of pure fact, why not call it the Bible Of Aviation? It really is. Why not follow it as religion? It does speak of The Administrator as a powerful, all knowing entity that shall not be challenged lest ye suffer great wrath!

Why not go all out and create the Federal Church of the Regulation? I can see it now, a pointy-hair with Coke-bottle glasses at the pulpit, wearing a navy blue jumpsuit, in front of a baptismal pool filled with Skydrol...
Follow with me as I read from Part 65 15:A, "And the Administrator spake unto thee, saying 'ye shall maintain thy credential lest it be rebuked, held my me, or taketh away by me.' Amen." Please rise and lift your 3/8" drive ratchet so that it may shine upon the world. Let no man dull the chrome of your 3/8" drive ratchet.

Keep your tools clean and your knives sharp.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Chick-Fil-A and Anti-Gay Christian Activists; Eat mor Lobster!

Leviticus is a very interesting read. So many Christians (among many other religions) quote Leviticus stating that homosexuality is an abomination (Leviticus 18:22 KJV).


If we look at another interesting chapter of Leviticus, chapter 11, we find a long list of 'abominations'. For instance, Leviticus 11:12,  
"Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you."
When all these folks get tired of protesting Chick-Fil-A, they need to pack their bags and head on over to the nearest Red Lobster. After all, eating shellfish is an abomination (no fins nor scales).


After a bit of research, it is painfully clear that there is a serious flaw in the King James Version of the Christian Bible. The original Hebrew text does not use 'abomination', rather, it says teovah. ReligionDispaches.org explains with excellent accuracy the use of the word teovah in many different contexts. The word simply cannot accurately translate to 'abomination'.


See the rest of the article here:
http://www.religiondispatches.org/.../does_the_bible_really_call_homosexuality_an_abomination


So, does the Bible say homosexuality is an abomination? No. It clearly does not.

Friday, March 2, 2012

I kill you til you die!



If I were on death row, I'd request the world's rarest truffle for my final meal. And while they're searching for it, I'd tunnel my way out of prison.

But I would miss the opportunity to enjoy the world's rarest truffle....

Quite the quandary. :-\

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Spine and Circumstance

Here's to the New Year and to new beginnings! So much has changed in the weeks gone by, where do I begin with all the updates?


I suppose I'll just go back and begin at the beginning: On the 16th day of February back in 1981.... okay, too far back. Bring it forward some...


After graduation from Spartan in March of 2011, I landed a pretty sweet gig with Lockheed Martin in Marietta, GA. For about six months I worked on the assembly line building the world-renowned C-130j Super Hercules. I learned quite a lot and got to see and do some really cool things, but most importantly I learned that a career in manufacturing is not for me. When I learned that layoff was eminent, I began making plans for a new job. This time at a maintenance facility known as Duncan Aviation in Lincoln, Nebraska.


About 10 weeks before my scheduled departure from Lockheed Martin, I was tying my shoe at the foot of the bed before going in to work when I enjoyed the sensation of a hot ice pick pounded into my spine. I subsequently hit the floor writhing in pain. My cell phone was on the bed so I pulled the edge of the comforter until the phone fell down to me. Fearing the worst, I made some phone calls with what little breath I could get at a time; let my carpool know not to pick me up and let work know I might be out a day or two.


Skipping ahead a little: I learned I had a myofacial strain, some badly strained muscles, and a laundry list of pinched nerves. The good news was that all my discs are okay and everything will heal in time. After six weeks of traction therapy by Dr. Schipske in Marietta, GA and a trip to the E.R., it was time to drive 13 hours from Georgia to Oklahoma - something the doctors did not advise.

Here is a real image of my spine:
That light area in the center is my heart.
"...and they say his heart grew three sizes that day!"

I arrived in Tulsa before the Christmas Holiday season to spend the time with Micah, Miles, and the Pope family before leaving to Lincoln, Nebraska with Micah and Miles in tow. This is where it all changed.


Before leaving Georgia, I knew I would need follow-up care beyond what Dr. Schipske had given. I found another chiropractor and looked at some new X-rays. Dr. Schipske, the E.R. Doctor, and now Dr. Standridge are all in agreement... "You're not going to be able to go back to manual labor for at least 6 months!"


Not the words of encouragement I was looking for just two weeks before starting a new job two states away. Duncan Aviation cannot hire me if I am not capable of performing my job. As all this was happening, things were beginning to grow at alma mater: Spartan College of Aeronautics & Technology. Now for the great news:


Duncan Aviation is pleased to hear that I will be improving my education and experience while recovering my spine problems. My position will be held for me there. Since my separation with Lockheed Martin was result of downsizing and layoff, I qualify to collect unemployment benefits. My course of study at Spartan College is an 'Approved' course of study as per the OK Employment Security Commission and as a result I am not required to perform a work search for each week I am in school.


So, look for us in June when I will graduate with an Associates of Applied Science in Aviation Maintenance Technology and again in 2014 when I will have completed a Bachelor's of Applied Science in Aviation Business Management!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

My Dusty Dog

Quite some time ago, I adopted a young Weimaraner who already had his AKC registered name of: Dusty Velvet VIII. My Dusty-dog, to which I affectionately called him, lived for 12 long and wonderful years.


He had been my buddy and best friend through good times and bad. Playing at the lake or tennis ball in the yard... and sometimes - in the early years, we ate ramen noodles together. Sometimes out of the same bowl!


As we grew together times got better. We ate quality food, and went to nice places. I gave whatever I could to my Dusty. He gave me a friendship - no, a kinship that I’ve never known.


In September of 2010, he died in my arms of gastric torsion. He’d had several bouts before that were recovered with quick doses of semethicone. His vet had already warned me years before that this problem, once encountered, would happen again and again... and eventually be fatal. There are emergency surgical procedures, but they are very costly and may not stop the eminent result. Depending on the resource you read, you’ll find the life expectancy of a Weimaraner to be anywhere from 9 to 13 years. Most common numbers seem to be 10 to 12. My best friend lived to 12... right to the top of the average.


When he died, my friend Melissa was very understanding and affectionate and helped me handle Dusty’s remains. I cried on her shoulder as I told her how I saw him take his last breath and struggle for more. I told her of how I talked to him and told him what a good boy he was. How I held my head against his chest until I couldn’t hear his heart beat any longer. How I poured my tears on him and eventually pulled the sheet over his head.


All the semethicone in the world wasn’t enough to save him that night. It happened so fast an emergency vet would only have been able to deny him of dieing at home.


Melissa helped me carry his body the the local pet crematorium, and let me cry more on her shoulder as he was carried from her car.


That night, Melissa stayed with me. But she left early in the morning - before I woke up. I later learned that she left because she heard Dusty drinking from his water bucket.


Before I moved away from Tulsa, I heard him shake his head and his big, long ears slapping against his head. I heard him snort and sigh. I felt him curl on my bed beside me. There were countless other times I was aware of his presence.


I’ve been in the Atlanta area for nearly six months now. On Friday night, waning gibbous, 11-11-11, he made a very big visit. I don’t know if the day of the week, the moon phase, or the numerology has anything to do with anything. But I know what I felt.


I was watching some mundane sitcom, then I was suddenly overwhelmed with very strong memories of Dusty’s dieing moments. I urged myself to remember the good times: snuggling on the couch or bed, throwing the tennis ball, throwing the frisbee, playing keep-away, swimming at the lake... talking to him when I’d had a particularly good or bad day.


I’ve felt his presence many times in the last year. But Friday was different. I knew he was here. I could feel him in the room. As I lay in bed watching a mundane sitcom, I patted the comforter beside me and said “Come on!”. I turned my attention back to the TV, but then I could smell his musk. He was there. He was here. Lying next to me. Wanting noting more than a scratch on the ear and a muzzle against my cheek.


I talked to him and held on for what I could. I could feel his adoration. I could feel his love. His energy.


I’m no longer worried about losing my Dusty-dog. He’s not lost at all. He’s right by my side no matter where I go. As he has always been.


I Love You, Dusty Velvet.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

The Bloody Handprint


 
Morals. We have them, but what are they? It is my understanding that a moral decision is based on what you feel to be the right thing to do. When we're raising our kids or training our dogs, we use reward and punishment respectively to encourage good behaviors, and quash bad ones. 


It's this bit of Reward versus Punishment concept that was brought to me via Penn Jillette of the popular and famous Penn & Teller comedy/illusionist duo. I'm going to cite his appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher as to give proper credit to Penn and his recent book, "God, no!"


When we make a decision based on our personal morals, we make that decision for a pure purpose. When we make a decision based on whether or not we will be punished or rewarded, that is not as clear; that decision is based on whether or not we want the reward or can bear the punishment - not on morals.


If I place a donut on the table in front of you and tell you that it's yours if you want it, you may or may not take it based on whether or not you want the donut. If I place a donut on the table and tell you to eat it and I'll give you a dollar, and if you don't, I'm gonna hit you with a baseball bat, you're very likely to eat the donut to avoid being hit with a bat. You've avoided punishment and received a reward. Was that a decision based on anything more than the comparison of reward versus punishment?

Let's take that same scenario and change it up a bit: If I lay a familiar book on the table in front of you and give you the choice of believing what is says, or not. This time the reward is everlasting life in a magical fairy land where you get everything you want, and the punishment is an eternity of burning alive, whips, and bee stings. What's the obvious answer?



I'm not out to offend any one, but I am out to demonstrate the scare tactics used by most mainstream religion. It is not wrong to believe in something because one's morals is the lead. I do feel it is not healthy to believe something because you've been bullied into wearing blinders.


YouTube Clip: http://youtu.be/XmiuYyQ3Xgo
Barnes and Noble; "God, no!": http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/god-no-penn-jillette/1100392611

Friday, September 30, 2011

Bagels and Church [Repost from former blog roll]

[Original post date: November 30, 2008]


In an email, I was recently asked what, if any, religion I subscribe to. After much thought, deliberation, thinking, and a little soul-searching, I came to the following determinations:
 
I guess "Higher Power" would be the right response. Whether that
higher power be a god, the God, the leader of the Pleiadians of the
star system Pleiades, or pure energy is up for discussion. We are too
complex and precise to be here accidentally or as the result of
primordial ooze. (Just take one look at the human circulatory system!)
While I agree that some aspects of evolution may be true, the
beginning had to begin somehow. Existence is no accident.

I believe that all wars can be traced back to a religious belief or

dispute. Even the 9/11 attacks are attributed to a group of people who
were doing what they believe to be the right thing to do. Since nearly
every organized religion believes their way is the right way and the
only way and all others are wrong, when when subscribing to a
particular set of rules, it becomes impossible to have any sort of
imagination or an open mind about any other sort of belief. They all
say the other is wrong... but what if they're all wrong?

People go around creating new religions all the time. Take the Mormons

for example. Invented in the 1800s by a fellow named Joseph Smith (who
died in 1844) after reciting the Book Of Mormon to a transcriber while
reading it out of a hat with some 'magic' stones to translate.
According to the Book of Mormon, Jesus lived and performed miracles in
what is now known as Utah. Thousands of miles away from other older
historic texts. I could create yet another religion fairly easily;
further exacerbating the point I am about to make.

Every religion is wrong. Every religion is right. Specifically

"Organized Religions". Most organized religions have one thing in
common... The Golden Rule.

Christianity: "In everything, do to others as you would have them do to you."

Wiccan: "Harm none and no harm shall come to you."
Hinduism: "Do not unto others that which would cause you pain if done to you."
Taoism: "Regard your neighbor's gain as your own gain and your
neighbor's loss as your own loss."
Islam: "Act with people the way you would like them to act with you."
Confucianism: "Do not do to others what you do not want them to do to you."
African Traditional: "One going to take a pointed stick to pinch a
baby bird should first try it on himself to feel how it hurts."
Native American: "Respect for all life is the foundation."
The list goes on...

I've come to these conclusions: always have an open mind, believe that

we are not alone in this great cosmos, live by the Golden Rule, love
life, and live long.

I hope that helps!


In Faith,

-joshua

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

3:30am, September 11th, 2011....


Good evening, my fellow bloggers and blog readers.



I must apologize for my lack of posts as the last intended post was disallowed, resulting in a lack of future posts. The events that occurred during that unintended hiatus may or may not be explained in future posts. Until then, here’s a recap of today:



Today was an eventful day. Albeit, today actually translates to ‘tonight’. It all began when I woke up around 9am. It was a beautiful Saturday morning at a whopping 80 degrees and practically no humidity. I opened my window and enjoyed the breeze as I lay watching useless television. My day turned to texting and a few text conversations leading up to endless fussing with my laptop. 



The wifi signal is poor. Let’s do something about it! Google resulted in some query replies with great ideas about methods to create a homebuilt, extended antenna by connecting a copper coaxial cable to the onboard auxiliary antenna inside the laptop. I experimented with this, and found (almost immediately) a surplus static charge building in my make shift antenna. This situation could result in permanent damage to my already aging laptop, so I decided to pull the cord and shoot for something more practical.



Chasing a tip from my long time friend Glen H., I made my way to the local BestBuy for a boosted antenna. I planned my bus route to take me to the AT&T store first so that I could handle some business there, then backtrack to BestBuy (open later than AT&T), then catch the #10 bus back to Windy Hill Road where I intended to get dinner at Dixie Tavern, along with some drinks while enjoying the local music scene on a Saturday night.



Riding the #10 towards AT&T, the bus turned off of Cobb Parkway. I thought I had missed my AT&T stop, rang the bell, and de-boarded. Once on the sidewalk, I pulled up Google Maps on my [mostly] smart phone and discovered I had gotten off way to soon. Google estimated a walk time of 35 minutes, but I only had 20 to get there before closing.



Realizing that I had made a mistake, I altered my plans to take me to BestBuy. I caught the next bus in the opposite direction and got off again in front of BestBuy. As I entered the store, I checked with the security guy to ask if my Spartan backpack was okay. He was not suspicious and said I could carry it.



I made my way to the computer department by way of the water fountain, and found the networking supplies. They did not have what I was looking for, but I did find an 802.11N usb dongle that I think will do the trick... providing the chipset is one already known to my Linux distro.



With my purchase in my backpack, I caught the next #10 to Windy Hill Road. I de-boarded and went to Dixie Tavern. Paid my $3 for the band, had a fantastic open faced Creamy Crayfish [crawfish where I come from] and Cheese on a roll. Just cant wait to have that again! But I digest...



By the time I had finished my dinner and Sprite, the band was getting going pretty good. I ordered a double White Russian in a pint glass and held my place at the busying bar.




Another double White Russian in a pint glass...




Another....




Okay, you get the the picture.




The band sounded great and sounded better the more they drank. Or the more I drank.... either way, they were a great band. Not only in quality of music, but in stage presence and crowd collaboration. I ran into a buddy from work and chatted for a bit, the ran into a man I had played pool against a few weeks before in the same location. Lots of laughs and good fun!



At around 1:30am, I learned that Dixie Tavern serves alcohol til 3am on Saturdays!!!! To my Oklahoma friends, that means real beer, not watered down Oklahoma beer..... HA Ha HA HA Ha HA!



Sooooo...... I stuck around for another round. The band ended with a great finale, the servers eloquently persuaded the patrons to settle their tabs, and I made my way out.



I left the Dixie Tavern feeling a little more alive after such a positive influx. A sense of rejuvenation.  A sense of satisfaction. But not that of intoxication, mind you. I am writing this blog in the same state that I left the ‘Tavern.



Along my less-than-one-mile walk home along the left side of the road, I saw a car approaching slowly. Quickly checking my surroundings, I knew where I would run if need be. The approaching car got a little closer, then closer still. At the ready to bolt, the car flashed blue lights! WTF?!


By the legal definition, I am drunk. Not staggering or even swaying. Just walking along in my best polished black boots, my khaki pants, and my best Harley polo -- wearing a backpack. “He just wants to check me out...”, I thought as I held my hands away from my body with a burning cigarette and stopped in my tracks.


The officer was very polite and professional, asking where I was going and where I was coming from. I answered his questions and he continued: “Do you have any guns, knives, or other weapons? Do you have ID? What’s in the backpack?”


“No, sir. I don’t” as he is motioning that he wants to pat me down. I obliged to the pat-down, naturally, but he took my left wrist with my cigarette and pulled it behind me as he was also pulling my right arm to follow. Before the panic could set in, he reassured me that I was not under arrest and that he was not cuffing me. The pat-down was like any that I’d ever had going through security at the various jobs I’ve had in he past... until he put his had in my boot. I completely understand the reasoning, but that was the fist time I’d ever felt like an officer was 'under my clothes’. Before this pat-down ended, another patrol car had stopped and another officer was standing in front of me.  
The first officer left with my ID and the second gave me the third degree while looking through my backpack, with my consent:


”What‘s in here?”
”A usb card I bought at BestBuy for my laptop.”
”Do you have a receipt?”
”Yes, sir. It is in the bag with the card.”


.... he continues looking at the contents of the bag... [the only things in the bag are the BestBuy bag, usb card, and receipt.]


“Where are you going?”
“Home.”
“Where is home?”
“I’m currently stating at [...], but that is temporary until I find a permanent home.”
“Where are you coming from?”
“Dixie Tavern.”
“Do you have a car there?”
“No, sir. I don’t own a car right now.”
“How long have you been there?”
“Since about ten or so.”
“Why were you there?”
“I had dinner, and wanted to see the band while a had a couple of drinks.”
“Why are you walking home?”
“I don’t have a car right now, I live close, and I don’t see the need to pay for a cab.”


That’s a bit paraphrased, but it is the gist of the conversation. I couldn’t hear some of what he said over the sound of me shitting my pants (not literally). The first officer returned and haded me my ID as he was looking to the second officer. 


“Have a good night, Mr. Copeland.”
“Yes sir.” I hesitated. “You two have a good night, as well.”


As I walked up the hill with my best polished black boots, my khaki pants, my best Harley polo, and my backpack, I glanced over my shoulder to see the two officers studying where i had extinguished my cigarette before putting the butt in my pocket as I usually do.


The cigarette that I put out on the sidewalk was nearly the last one in the pack. As I rounded the corner getting within sight of home, I stopped at the BP for a new pack. The gentlemen behind the counter recognized me as I stop in every weekday morning for coffee. I recounted the cop-stop to them in a brief summary. All the while making jokes, “Do I look like a terrorist? ... Little skinny white guy?” and so on.


I learned something from them. Quite ironically. Perhaps I don’t fit the description of a terrorist, but tonight I did. I was a guy, regardless of race or appearance, at nearly 4:00am, carrying a backpack, walking in the direction of a high class neighborhood that consists of a variety of top local political figures.


I had no idea that kind of neighborhood was so close.


I admire the Cobb County and Marietta law enforcement for checking me out tonight. Even if they did scare the shit outta me!!


In summation, we are a great nation. We are a strong nation. We’ve been here for years passed, and will be for years to come. My only fear for Our Country is one of pride. We can look at history and see what has happened to prideful countries. Please don’t misunderstand what I mean with the word ‘pride’. The word has two significant definitions. For example, being proud of your children for doing well; being proud of yourself for accomplishing a difficult task or goal.


But on the other side, pride: being boastful, arrogant, conceited, stuck-up, walking with the ‘greater-than-thou’ facade, being an asshole, et cetera.


Let’s not be assholes.


Let’s be good people.


Let’s be astute people.


Let’s be an aware nation.


Let’s show the world what it means to be proud.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

La Cité des enfants perdus






In 1966, i was playing lawn darts with Billy Preston. Ringo walked by leading a pink poodle dog wearing a Jimmy Carter mask and tripping on a cloud. But it was all okay when the rift slipped shut and the soft boiled eggs sank in the bathtub.


How's your morning?


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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Impossible? I think not.






"Nothing is impossible."


If we break down the grammatical structure of this sentence, we fine that is is impossible to have nothing.


"No thing is impossible."


If be break this one down we find that any 'thing' is possible.


With further thought we also discover that it is not possible to be or have nothing. Something (some thing) is always present.


Interesting conundrum.


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Stunning replica!




Isn't it beautiful? It is a scale model of the worlds largest bottle. I put a tiny ship inside to make it more interesting.

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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Unspecial Ability

I'm going to buy a football team;
and then a basketball team. . .


. . . then make them play baseball.







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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Cruel and Entertaining Punishment

PETA does not like Fish Fighting any more than they like Dog Fighting or Cock Fighting. I would never pit two dogs or roosters against each other for sheer entertainment. But I did have an opportunity to witness some Betta fishes go at it for pure entertainment, albeit insanely sadistic.


[As this story unfolds, be reminded that the names have been changed to protect the innocent, and that parts or all of this story are written for entertainment purposes only and should in no way construe that these events actually occurred at any time or place int the history of mankind.]


The original idea was such that the arriving competitors would face off, one at a time in a bracket style elimination in a half-gallon tank. The overall winner was scheduled to face Steve - a medium sized, very hungry and pissed off Oscar in a 30-gallon tank. However, there were only three competitors to arrive with enough guts to compete in a battle to the death: Durschnitt, Simone, and James. Round one began with Durschnitt and James.


After several minutes, Durschitt was kicking the crap out of James, then the table turned. James was pulling bits of fin off of Durschnitt with lightning fast attacks. Another thirty-minutes passed, and both contestants had receded to their corners in a draw.


The crowd grew anxious... and bored. Unbeknownst to the host of this event (who was cleaning up a broken beer bottle and diffusing a potential round of fisticuffs on the veranda), the remaining ticket holder was tossed in the arena.


Now, Durchnit and James are weary. Here is Simone. Small, fast and angry. All three of them cramped in a half gallon of tap water with no where to hide in a free-for-all. Several swirling battles continued. Two at a time while Simone rested below... planning and plotting his eventual attack.


As the clock hands continued to move about the circumference of time, the battle once again grew stagnant. There they were. At a boring face-off. All just staring one-another down. A human guest of the event, Tom, decided it was time to get crazy!


Up comes the battle-bowl, and down goes all three - Durschnitt and James, worn and weary, and Simone... still rested from his planned safe distance - into the tank with Steve!


Several hours passed, the guests went home. Later it was discovered that half of Durschnitt was drifting in the tank and James was no where to be found. Simone rested quietly and serenely in the fake plastic seaweed. Steve, meanwhile, laid resting in his hiding hole in a food induced coma.


1/2 of Durschnitt




It is not for sure who was the first one down, but it is certain who was the last one standing (er. . . swimming), Simone.


All hail to the Champion Simone!


But alas, all good things come to an end. After Steve regained his energy a day later, Simone quietly vanished from the lair of Steve.


Thank you to all who attended this event that never happened! WE all had a great time and a big CONGRATULATIONS to all my Spartan Alumni!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Box of money.

I have a small box. I put in $20. Then you put in $20.
I sell you the box for $30.

We both leave with a $10 profit.




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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Toasters

As most people do, I have a toaster in my kitchen. I use it quite frequently to make regular bread into toasted bread.
There is a dial on the front to adjust the doneness of said toast. On 3 my toast is light. On 3.5 my toast is perfect. On four my toast is burned. On five my toast is smoking.

Why in the hell does the dial go to 9?!




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Sunday, February 6, 2011

White Russian, White Trash?

White Russian served in Rocks Glass (Traditional):
  • 4 count, Vodka
  • 3 count, Coffee Liqueur
  • 2 count, Half-and-Half


White-Trash Russian (Variation):
  1. Obtain a bottle of Yoo-Hoo.
  2. Drink Half,
  3. Fill with cheap vodka,
  4. Replace cap and Shake Well,
  5. Enjoy!